Cerita Lucu Bahasa Jawa

Cerita Lucu Bahasa Jawa: Pitik Mogok Mangan

Bar nganakke pengajian Mbak Dewi ngresiki ruang tamu karo njukuki turah-turahan suguhan sing ora dipangan karo tamune. Salah suwijining panganan yaiku lumpia sajake wis rada lawas. Lumpia iku akeh sing kur dicokot sithik karo tamune, ora dienthekake. Mbak Dewi ngambu lumpia kuwi, banjur celathu menawa lumpiane wis rada banger. Apike dipakakke pithik wae. Ndilalahe pithike Mbak Dewi krungu omongan iku banjur grenengan marang kancane  

Pithik Blorok:  

Wah lumpia sing wis mambu kae mesthi dipakakke aku

Pithik Putih:

Loh njuk ngapa tho?

Pithik Blorok:

Awake dhewe wiwit mbiyen dipakani sing mambu-mambu terus, ora tau sing enak-enak. Mbok pisan-pisan ora sah dienteni mambu!.  Makani barang apik ora iso popiye?

Pithik Putih:

Hooh bener Blo!. Awake dhewe kur diwenehi turah-turahan. Nek ngono mengko ethok-ethok ora doyan mangan wae po?

Pithik Blorok:

Bener Put!. Engko nek diwenehi lumpia dieker-eker wae rasah dipangan.

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Wasan rampung ngresiki ruang tamu, Mbak Dewi njukuk lumpia  sak gegem,  diuncalke ning lemah ben dipangan pithike.  Ananging pithik loro kuwi malah kur ngeker-eker lumpia nganthek sumebar tekan ngendi-endi.  Babar pisan ora gelem mangan.

Weruh pithike ora doyan lumpia, Mbak Dewi  banjur njukuk sega mambu ning pawon. Segane dilebokake ning trempolong ben dipangan pithike. Nanging pithike malah kur nendang-nendang trempolong nganthek segane tumplak. Mbak Dewi bingung, apa sebape pithike ora gelem mangan?.  

Untunge dheweke kelingan nduwe roti tawar lawas sing wis njamur.  Mbok menawa pithike doyan roti. Rotine dijukuk ning nduwur meja, banjur dioncalke ning ngarepe pithike. Ternyata padha wae nasibe karo lumpia banger lan sega mambu. Roti jamuran iku blas ora dipangan karo pithike. Malah ditendang-tendang ngantek kontal ning ndalan. Mbak Dewi kaget marang pokale pithike.

Dumadakan Adhine Mbak Dewi metu saka omah karo nuntun Ponakane sing melet-melet kepedesen merga mangan arem-arem.  “Kowe ki durung doyan pedes Le, wis dilepeh wae arem-areme” celathune marang Ponakane.  Weruh adhine metu saka omah, Mbak Dewi banjur cerita menawa pithike dho ora doyan mangan.

Adhine:

Wooo, sajake pithikmu padha gering ki, saiki lagi musim Penyakit Tetelo loh!

Mbak Dewi:

Wooo ngono tho, nek ngono digolekke obat apa ya?

Adhine:

Rasah diobati. Dibeleh wae. Soale mengko malah nulari kanca-kancane.

Pithik Blorok kaget banget  krungu usulan dheweke dibeleh wae.  Blorok tambah kaget wasan weruh Pithik Putih ujuk-ujuk notholi lepehan arem-arem.

Pithik Blorok:

Kowe ki piye tho ? Awake dhewe wis nolak mangan sega, kok malah trima mangan lepehan arem-arem ki piye. Rak yo luwih njijiki tho?.

Pithik Putih:

Timbangane dibeleh, aku milih mangan lepehan arem-arem wae.  Ben kowe wae sing ora doyan mangan luwih pantes dibeleh...

Pithik Blorok:

Enak wae.  Aku ya ora gelem dibeleh ki.....  (Pithik Blorok banjur cepet-cepet melu notholi lepehan arem-arem karo mripate merem amarga jijik)

Pithik loro kuwi rebutan ngentekke lepehan  arem-arem.  Mbak Dewi lan Adhine dadi gumun. Pithik sing mau ora doyan lumpia, sega lan roti kok saiki malah rebutan lepehan arem-arem. Lucu tenan pithik jaman saiki.

The Legend Of Prambanan Temple

The Legend of Prambanan Temple

Long time ago, there was a kingdom named Prambanan. All the people of Prambanan lived peacefully. But then, Prambanan kingdom was attacked and occupied by the Pengging kingdom. Prambanan then was ruled by Bandung Bondowoso of Pengging kingdom. He was a mean king. He also had great supernatural power. His soldiers were not only humans, but also genies.

The king of Prambanan had a beautiful daughter named Loro Jonggrang. Bandung Bondowoso fell in love with her and wanted to marry her. “You’re very beautiful. Would you be my queen?” asked Bandung Bondowoso. Loro Jonggrang was shocked. She didn’t like Bandung Bondowoso because he was a mean person. She wanted to refuse, but she afraid that Bandung Bondowoso would be angry and endangered the people of Prambanan. Then, she came up with a plan. “If you want to marry me, you have to build a thousand temples for me in just one night," said Loro Jonggrang. “What? That’s impossible!” said Bandung Bondowoso. But he did not give up. He consulted with his advisor. “Your Majesty can asked the genies to help built the temples,” said the advisor.

So, Bandung Bondowoso summoned his entire genies soldier and commanded them to help him built a thousand temples. The genies worked in unbelievable speed. Meanwhile, Loro Jonggrang heard from her servant that the building of a thousand temples was almost finished. She was so worried. But again, she came up with a great idea. She asked all of her servants to help her. "Please prepare a lot of straw and mortar. Please hurry up!" said Loro Jonggrang. “Burn the straw and make some noise pounding the mortar, quickly.” All those servants did what Loro Jonggrang ordered them; burning straw and pounding the mortar, making the genies think that the sun is going to rise.

“It’s already dawn. We have to go,” said the leader of the genies to Bandung Bondowoso. All the genies immediately stopped their work and ran for cover from the sun, which they afraid of. They didn’t know that the light was from the fire that burning the straw, not from the sun.

Bandung Bondowoso can’t stop the genies from leaving. He was angry. He knew Loro Jonggrang had just tricked him. "You cannot fool me, Loro Jonggrang. I already have 999 temples. I just need one more temple. Now, I will make you the one-thousandth temple." He pointed his finger to Loro Jonggrang and said some mantras. Magically, Loro Jonggrang’s body turned into stone. Until now, the temple is still standing in Prambanan area, Central Java. And the temple is called Loro Jonggrang temple.

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